The Attic Breakdown

The Misadventures of Jim, Bob, and Curtis

Vomit Pajama, Great Grandpa's nap breaks, rolling around in diseases, and standing up podcasters. Late model cheese, days of yore, ass towels & poop sponges, and also how do you pour up?

Unidentified Flying Polaroids

Turkey drop, sexy jawlines, recycled drums, and a Lego bombing. Robot shadows, Danielle’s anatomy demonstration, move over Rose, and also Heather gets a dental device. 

Magma Dipsticks

The scent of garlic, shocking foot grabs, it’s a shame about people, and are you pregnant? Laws of attraction, submarine shenanigans, silent bunnies, and also let’s learn about fowl!

Stacking Men

Use your eyes, measuring the Earth, Jordan might be interesting, and what is the biggest tire? Test driving chat-bots, Jimmy Carter says “hello”, a bag in a tree, and also don’t wash your ear holes. 

Hover Shi**ing

Running an orange light, insensitive crop tops, mental floss, and babysitter shock. “P” is for penis, reckless streams, mouth control, and also Angela’s residual rasp. 

A Crab and A Sand

Down volcanoes, wives like glass, Listerine damage, and attic foreskin. Angela’s secret football life, double knot fury, shoeless and braless, and also spontaneous blankets. 

Rebounding Mucus (REMIX)

Limited commitment, award fails, tavern tales, and you can't escape the heat. Killer "F's", a pressured performance, and also how do volcanoes even work?

Fentanyl Shoes

An overdue apology, oral erosions, flammable baby pants, and the Warlocks of Walmart. A boozy Christmas, bothersome hands, overrated coconut balls, and also the answer is “no”.

Brain to Mouth

Slippery Solo cups, a double bunny life, sexy chapel vibe, and Heather’s top hat. Trial by social media, chocolate monkey butts, Charlie’s finger, and also please quit stimulating your nipples.

Nostalgia Goggles

Sister-grandma, hairy raisins, RIP Tommy, and oozing personalities. Denim spleen injuries, ghostly scratches, the implosion of Ye, and also fighter pilots nailing car washes.