The Attic Breakdown

Late to the Train

The 5th degree, abominable twins, and fertile road kill. Reversed sex, liquid vision, mushroom coffins, and also Dropout Dolly.

Next Level Panhandling

Toilet paper panic, time management issues, and Jordan’s coddled anus. Trinity River Acquisition, Soviet show cats, cranky eyes, and also the business of church.

Slava Ukraini!

Curbside coffee returns, sturdy water jugs, and what’s that chainsaw for? Botched baptisms, hot for Halle Berry, backyard crypts, and also how do trees work?
 

A Knock and A Jiggle

Panning for gold, microphone microbes, and a darker Saget saga. Peanut butter people, soggy tacos, hung up on hangers, and also a master class in hydrodynamics.

The Yucks

Space burials, Jordan’s flowy gown, bodiless heads, and a mannequin romance. Hip-Hop interrogation, wing sweats, ValentiMes Day proposals, and also how many “F’s” does it take to make an “E”?

Drugs R Us

Morning show realization, underage death talks, and muting the vent-a-hood. Eloquent Colbert, Cuban for President, beautiful garbage, and also let's all sing for the gold!

Old Balogna

Wordle faux pas, patinaed  knives, clop-clip, and re-brand cutoff. Fitness stink eye, under-appreciated bridges, Kirk & Al squared, and also dying…twice.

Bootleg Pop-tarts

The fight, Ukrainian confusion, Lithuania Airlines, the misuse of “also”, and no one knows war profits like Danielle. Angela’s creepy bulletin board, unplugging Christmas, fatty blood, 7 men in a cave, and also, how to muzzle a shouting bellybutton.

Shrug and Tug

Ordering etiquette, sober birthdays, concert poultry, and toxic positivity. Jordan's tiny towel, a shady massage, thread count confusion, and also Angela fears the left turn.

Hey there, Bear!

Shareable Afrin, immeasurable outcomes, bitchy diary entries, and why is Danielle such a dweeb? A phlegmy decline, trendy lip flips, fantasy camping, Heather’s high-top tragedy, and also Gene’s generous shots.