The Attic Breakdown
Three best friends who happen to be sisters, breaking down life and surviving life’s breakdowns.
Episodes
Monday Oct 25, 2021
Boo: A Halloween Episode
Monday Oct 25, 2021
Monday Oct 25, 2021
Quality costume control, McKamy Manor, and Squid Game spoilers. Talking Tina, a witch’s invitation, and also explaining doggie decomp.
Tuesday Oct 19, 2021
The Power of The Boob
Tuesday Oct 19, 2021
Tuesday Oct 19, 2021
Original Biden or original Bush? Defensive aliens, refuse to be cancelled culture, and a Christian’s guide to sex. Also, Jordan’s cheugy sandwich selection.
Monday Oct 11, 2021
Underwear Flops and Blue Jean Hops
Monday Oct 11, 2021
Monday Oct 11, 2021
Museum-ready button-downs, welcome back Seinfeld, unwarranted proctology, and does anyone have change for a trillion? Also, who shrunk the Pringles?
Monday Sep 27, 2021
The Ultimate Brain Freeze
Monday Sep 27, 2021
Monday Sep 27, 2021
Heather and Jordan's trash can standoff, Uncrustable safety tips, TikTok toilet thieves, and please don’t talk about Brooks. Also, can we survive without the Real Housewives?
Monday Sep 20, 2021
Texas Forever
Monday Sep 20, 2021
Monday Sep 20, 2021
Thick wrists, gargantuan mums, and over the top HOCO proposals. Rock bottom lakes, and reliving the VMA’s glory days. Also, Jordan does not care about your stupid gender reveal.
Monday Sep 13, 2021
Serious-ish
Monday Sep 13, 2021
Monday Sep 13, 2021
Interview envy, Karen chaos, COVID controversy, and hanging onto our humanity. Also, what's your craziest carpool fantasy?
Monday Sep 06, 2021
The Tail of the Tiny Cat Pants
Monday Sep 06, 2021
Monday Sep 06, 2021
Dying to eat hotdogs, salty knuckles, and accidental ASMR. Forlorn felines and messed up maps. Also, Bjork on the mind and Heather’s Def Leppard obsession.
Monday Aug 30, 2021
The Super Secret Sex Lives of Eels
Monday Aug 30, 2021
Monday Aug 30, 2021
Jordan's phlegm, our identity crisis, and the abominable platypus. Death with dignity, milk crate mountains, and also, did a sperm cloud kill Amelia Earhart.
Monday Aug 23, 2021
Along Came a Spider
Monday Aug 23, 2021
Monday Aug 23, 2021
Our 8-legged co-host, Val vs. Brad, and who doesn't like a little sexy soot? The height of our stomachs, and also some bully-induced podcast reviews.
Monday Aug 16, 2021
My Butt, My Business
Monday Aug 16, 2021
Monday Aug 16, 2021
The Great Coffee Caper, bathing habits of the rich and famous, and the importance of Nair care. Also, where can I find the mysterious silver can?